Pimento cheese is a creamy, tangy Southern spread made from sharp cheddar, cream cheese, and jarred pimentos, seasoned here with Dijon, Worcestershire, and smoked paprika for extra depth. It takes about 10 minutes to mix together and works equally well as a sandwich filling, a cracker topping, or melted over toast. No cooking required — just stir, taste, and serve.
Microplane or fine grater (for onion/garlic, optional)
Measuring cups and spoons
Small colander or fine-mesh strainer (to drain pimentos)
Paper towels (for blotting pimentos)
Baking sheet (optional, for toasting/broiling)
Parchment paper (optional)
Ingredients
For the Pimento Cheese Base:
8ozextra-sharp cheddar cheese, block, well-chilledgrate by hand for best texture; orange or white cheddar both work
4ozcream cheese, softenedfull-fat for best richness; let sit at room temp 10–15 minutes
½cupmayonnaiseDuke’s recommended for classic Southern tang
1cupjarred diced pimentos, draineddrain well and blot dry for a non-watery spread
1tbspDijon mustardadds brightness and balance
1tspWorcestershire saucesavory depth
½tspsmoked paprikasub sweet paprika for a milder profile
¼tspgarlic powderor 1 small fresh clove microplaned
¼tsponion powderor 1 tbsp finely grated sweet onion with juices
⅛tspcayenne pepperadjust to taste
¼tspkosher saltstart low; cheeses vary in saltiness
¼tspfreshly ground black pepperfine grind for even seasoning
1tbspfresh chives or scallions, finely slicedreserve a pinch for garnish
1tspfresh lemon juiceoptional, for lift
For Serving (optional):
1sleevesaltine crackers or buttery crackersfor classic crunch
8slicesgood sandwich bread or baguettefor toasting or broiling
2cupscelery sticks and cucumber roundsfresh, crisp crudités
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Instructions
Prep the Stars: Grate the chilled cheddar on the large holes of a box grater into a large bowl. Chilling prevents greasy shreds and keeps the texture fluffy.
Dry the Pimentos: Drain the diced pimentos in a small strainer, then blot gently with paper towels. Well-dried pimentos keep the spread creamy instead of watery.
Cream the Base (1–2 minutes): Add the softened cream cheese and mayonnaise to the bowl. Using a rubber spatula, stir and mash until smooth and homogenous. You’re aiming for a silky base that will hug the cheese shreds.
Season for Depth: Stir in Dijon, Worcestershire, smoked paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne, salt, black pepper, and lemon juice (if using). The mixture should smell savory with a faint smokiness and a bright, tangy edge.
Fold with Care (1–2 minutes): Add the grated cheddar, drained pimentos, and most of the chives/scallions. Fold gently to keep the shreds intact. The spread should be thick and scoopable with vibrant red flecks throughout.
Taste and Tune (1 minute): Adjust salt, pepper, and cayenne. If you want a looser texture, add 1–2 teaspoons of the pimento brine or a spoon of mayo. For more tang, add a few drops of lemon juice.
Optional Cooking Step — Toast or Melt (4–5 minutes): For warm service, set your oven to 425°F (220°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment. Spoon pimento cheese onto bread slices and broil/bake until edges are golden and the cheese just begins to bubble, 4–5 minutes. Visual cue: the surface will glisten and lightly bronze, with a toasty aroma.
Finish and Garnish: Transfer to a serving bowl and swirl the top for a little height. Sprinkle with the reserved chives/scallions and a pinch of smoked paprika for color.
Sensory Cues — Creaminess: Silky base that still shows distinct cheddar shreds. Aroma: Savory, lightly smoky, with a gentle mustard tang. Color: Bright orange with ruby pimento flecks and fresh green herbs.
Notes
Jen’s Tips:
Cheddar Choice: Hand-grated blocks melt and fold better than pre-shredded (which contains anti-caking starch). Extra-sharp gives the punch traditionalists love.
Heat Level: Swap cayenne for a dash of hot sauce, or fold in 1–2 tbsp finely minced pickled jalapeños for a lively kick.
Texture Control: For a smoother spread, pulse half the mixture 3–4 times in a food processor, then fold back into the bowl.
Dairy-Free: Use plant-based cream cheese and mayo; swap cheddar for your favorite sharp vegan cheddar. Season a touch more aggressively to compensate.
Make-Ahead: Improves after 30 minutes in the fridge as flavors marry. Give a brief stir before serving.
Quicker Onions: If using fresh grated onion, run it across a microplane and squeeze lightly—just a teaspoon or two of juice goes a long way.
Serving Suggestions:
Classic: Mound into a bowl, swirl, garnish with chives, and place alongside saltines, celery, and cucumber. Contrast of creamy, crunchy, and crisp is irresistible.
Sandwich: Spread thickly between soft white bread with sliced tomatoes and iceberg. For a grilled version, cook in a skillet over medium heat until golden, 2–3 minutes per side.
Crostini: Broil on baguette slices at 425°F (220°C) until bubbly; finish with chives and a crack of pepper.
Beverage: Pair with iced tea, light lager, or a chilled, crisp white wine.
Culinary Context:
Pimento cheese, often called “the pâté of the South,” likely emerged in the early 20th century when cream cheese and canned pimentos became widely available. Over time, Southern cooks made it their own—tucking it into lunchboxes, church suppers, and tailgates. I learned to fold the cheese gently from a Georgia mentor who swore, rightly, that texture is everything.
Optional Advanced Instructions:
Flavor Bloom: Mix seasonings with mayo and cream cheese first to fully hydrate spices, then fold in cheese and pimentos.
Batching: Double the recipe in a stand mixer with the paddle on low; stop as soon as combined to preserve texture.
Meal Prep: Make up to 3 days ahead; store covered in the fridge. Stir and adjust seasoning before serving.